1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,075 Very impressive, brooke. 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,444 You have quite a touch With the carving knife. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,578 Thank you, mr. Don. 4 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,447 Ah, sammie. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,182 See, that bird ain't gonna fly. 6 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,319 No, sir. See, the grooves In the wings are too deep. 7 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:23,155 See how brooke worked With the grain, not against it? 8 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,356 See? Yup. 9 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,958 She's real good At that. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,361 Thanks, mr. Don. 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,929 Harrison, boy, oh, boy. 12 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,765 Tell me, where'd you Learn to sand like this? 13 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,034 I don't know. 14 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:38,237 I guess I've just always Been interested in sawdust. 15 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:39,671 That's a gift. 16 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,906 Keep it up, buddy. 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,207 Thanks. 18 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,143 [clattering] [boy] Oh! 19 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,546 Uh-huh! You know, s.D., if you're Not using a power tool, 20 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,214 You don't have To wear goggles. 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,583 Have you seen My main man's slap shot? 22 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,286 Ooooh... Why don't you take it For a test-drive? 23 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,921 Ooooh! Come on. 24 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,990 [horn sounds] Oh! 25 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,859 Smooth move, mr. D! 26 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,061 All right, you guys. Take your seats. 27 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,863 I got a couple Of announcements. 28 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:05,964 First: 29 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,999 Please remember that 30 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:11,002 Design concepts for final Projects are due on friday. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,003 [students groans] 32 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,206 On a more personal note, 33 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,774 As of tomorrow, 34 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,143 I'm going to be looking A little different 35 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,944 Than you kids are used to, 36 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,914 But please know that I'm still the same old teacher, 37 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,716 And you can count on me. 38 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,419 Along these lines, 39 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,520 From now on, 40 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,789 I would greatly appreciate it 41 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,691 If you all called me 42 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,725 Ms. Debbie, 43 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,361 Instead of mr. Don. 44 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,896 As of tomorrow, 45 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,166 I will be embarking on a one-way Journey toward womanhood. 46 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,401 It's taken me 47 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,036 A long time to get the courage, 48 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,506 But I can no longer Fight the truth. 49 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,008 I am a gender-crosser. 50 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,476 Say what? 51 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,812 I'm having a sex change. 52 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,215 Okay? Great. 53 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,149 Moving on To cross-grain sanding. 54 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,528 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 55 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,830 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 56 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:16,468 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 57 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,570 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,072 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 59 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,509 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 60 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,310 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 61 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,979 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 62 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,850 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 63 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:41,293 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 64 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,434 [tv newscaster] the u.S. Government on wednesday 65 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,336 issued new export regulations 66 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,374 allowing u.S. Companies to ship computer software products 67 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,975 to commercial firms, individuals 68 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,044 and nongovernment users without a license. 69 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,046 Hey, did I tell you What happened 70 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,848 Yesterday at school With mr. Don? 71 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,417 You know, my shop teacher? 72 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,320 [sighs] 73 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,555 Mom... 74 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,457 Did you even get up and Go to bed last night? 75 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,592 Nope. 76 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,961 Fell asleep during An oprah rebroadcast 77 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,863 And woke up to katie couric. 78 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:29,508 Listen, it's been about a month Since you stopped working, 79 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:34,379 And all you do is lie around All day and watch game shows. 80 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,249 [tv audio stops] 81 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,351 You need to find a new job. 82 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,555 [tv audio resumes] 83 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,023 I'm tired, okay? 84 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,330 I got on the web Last night, 85 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,097 And I found Some cool stuff. 86 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,066 There's a bunch of Job listings here. 87 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,535 Some are even For pharmacists. 88 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,605 You know, I-I think that You'll feel a lot better 89 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:02,373 If you just Get back out there. 90 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,577 All right. 91 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,713 I'll make a few calls. 92 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,718 ♪ ch-ch-ch-ch-changes ♪ 93 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,987 ♪ turn and face the strain ♪ 94 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,523 ♪ ch-ch-changes ♪ 95 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,559 ♪ don't wanna be a richer man ♪ 96 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,362 ♪ ch-ch-ch-ch-changes ♪ 97 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,497 ♪ turn and face the strain ♪ 98 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,333 ♪ ch-ch-changes ♪ 99 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,735 ♪ just gonna have to be a different man ♪ 100 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,304 ♪ time may change me ♪ 101 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,074 ♪ but I can't trace time ♪ 102 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,511 ♪ I said that time may change me ♪ 103 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:43,514 ♪ but I can't trace time ♪ 104 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,719 This is so crying game. I can't believe it. 105 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,253 [carmen] I don't get it. 106 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,789 Why dress like a woman? 107 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,525 And why wear those shoes with That dress? They don't match. 108 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:54,926 [laughs] 109 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,563 Why so glum, My little anti-bicep? 110 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,565 [carmen] Oh. Duh, cindy lou who. 111 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,002 He just had his duck lamp Fondled by a she-male. 112 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,737 These is troublin' times. 113 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,172 Yeah. Dude looks like a lady. [laughing] 114 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,173 [clears throat] 115 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,882 I still think it's like Some joke. Like candid camera. 116 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,585 It's weird to have a class With her now. 117 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,022 I mean him. I mean... What do I mean? I don't know. 118 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,257 What I mean is that 119 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:30,729 I don't think I feel Comfortable in there anymore. 120 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,163 So switch classes, hon. 121 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,466 I say drop mr. Doubtfire's And avoid the nightmares. 122 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,569 Last night, I woke up In a terrifying sweat. 123 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,639 I envisioned myself Wearing a florida housewife 124 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,406 Muumuu. 125 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,542 That's wrong. 126 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,377 [laughing] [mary] My god, y'all! 127 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,478 What? 128 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,580 It's mama cherry. 129 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,649 Yeah, all mutual funds Are down, mary cherry. 130 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,951 Oh, no, y'all, This is no financial crisis. 131 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,920 It's an event More terrifying 132 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,789 Than kathie lee gifford Singing "Cabaret." 133 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,957 Mama cherry's Discrimination case 134 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,992 Has been denied By the u.S. Government. 135 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,227 She's wingin' Her way out west 136 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,764 For community service To pay her debt to society. 137 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,132 Which is? 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,602 Cherry cherry's substitute Teachin' our home ec class! 139 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,939 - ha-ha! - now I'll never get an "A"! 140 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,607 [cherry] Carmen ferrara. Here. 141 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,175 Nicole julian. 142 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,209 Here. 143 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,112 Adam rothchild ryan. 144 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,614 Here. 145 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,616 Damn! 146 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,718 I bet your real name's Alice, ain't it? 147 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,688 No, mrs. Cherry. Our school Has an open electives policy. 148 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,791 Girls can take shop class, Boys, home ec. 149 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:33,992 It's a modern idea. 150 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,827 Who's runnin' this place? A commie pinko? 151 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,963 - um, mama? - hmm? 152 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,131 Where's mrs. Herlihy? She's on bed rest. 153 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,532 Which you would be, too, 154 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,201 If you'd had Your uterus removed. 155 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,870 Which I'd have done 16 years ago if I'd known 156 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,972 The bad hand motherhood Was gonna deal me. 157 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,941 Any more questions? 158 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,442 Alice, shoot. 159 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:52,610 Mrs. Cherry, 160 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,714 What brings a fortune 500 ceo To teach at kennedy? 161 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,116 In a word, alice, injustice. 162 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,818 Sheer gender discrimination. 163 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,087 I know why The caged bird sings, kids. 164 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,823 Yes, I do. 165 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,692 It all started 12 years ago. 166 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,396 [siren wailing] 167 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,334 I'd just left my seventh husband 168 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,437 and was in a hurry to get on to my eighth. 169 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,906 suddenly, out of nowhere, my day is ruined 170 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,143 by a copper who looked shockingly like erik estrada. 171 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,679 if I'd had my 8-track of "I shot the sheriff," 172 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,480 I'd have popped it in right then. 173 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:31,683 Ma'am, 174 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,417 Are you aware That you're speeding? 175 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,821 Nope. Get a little quicker With your questions, pokey. 176 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,522 I'm a lady on the go. [coughing] 177 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:41,392 Ma'am, why are you allowing Your daughter to smoke? 178 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,662 She's puttin' on weight. Why the hell else 179 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,297 You think I got a "Danger Wide load" bumper sticker? 180 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,866 All right, Out of the car. 181 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,333 from the get-go, he was rude. 182 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,636 didn't even offer to help me out of my car. 183 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,407 I'm gonna have to Give you a ticket. 184 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,342 I'm gonna have to Give you the finger. 185 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,011 Lady, I'm bookin' you. Spread 'em. 186 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,280 Only after a wedding proposal And a credit check. 187 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,117 The lesson I want to impart To all you girls 188 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,586 And alice is this: 189 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,821 Never give up Without a fight, 190 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,823 No matter how monolithic-like The institution. 191 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:15,259 Also, always wear A pricey new outfit to court Every day of your trial. 192 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,596 Now, next objective. 193 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,564 We're gonna learn Real women's work. 194 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,932 The corporate takeover. 195 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,335 In this class, every participant Will get one million dollars 196 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,539 Of class "A" preferred stock In cherry cherry corp., 197 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,941 To be used exclusively For our collective hostile bid. 198 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,042 Who wants in? 199 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,384 Wow. 200 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,986 Nice change of pace, mom. 201 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,288 Did you do anything today? 202 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,158 Did you make even One call about a job? 203 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,227 [sobs] 204 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:52,230 Mom, wait, wait, wait. 205 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,399 Hey, I just... 206 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,900 Hey, come on. 207 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,604 Sheila left me. 208 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,305 What? 209 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,540 Why? 210 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:03,875 I don't know. 211 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,911 She said We'd grown apart. 212 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,513 What happened at work Was too painful. 213 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,783 [exhales] 214 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,618 I can't blame her. 215 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,586 I'm not very lovable These days. 216 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,989 Mom, I'm sorry. 217 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,090 It's so strange. 218 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,226 Just last month, 219 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,163 I thought everything Was so great. 220 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,765 I came out. 221 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,299 I had sheila. 222 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,301 Now my life's just a mess. 223 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,138 I should never have opened My big mouth at work. 224 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,974 None of this Would have happened. 225 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,076 Mom, this is who you are. 226 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,915 Who I am, honey, Has lost me everything. 227 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,186 Are you feeling so bad right now 228 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,154 Because I didn't Support you enough? 229 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,423 What I'm saying is We shouldn't be surprised 230 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,926 If your father suddenly calls And sues for custody. 231 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,996 Well, then we'll fight it. 232 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,998 Like you should fight The pharmacy chain 233 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,033 That only fired you 'cause you're gay. 234 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,303 It's a giant corporation, honey, With like a gazillion lawyers. 235 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,505 It's the right thing to do, mom. 236 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:10,441 Those people at the pharmacy Don't know you, the real you. 237 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,711 The world doesn't work that way. 238 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,146 You can be different. Fine. 239 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,015 Just don't talk about it. 240 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,484 Because if you do, There are consequences. 241 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,788 That's how The world works, harrison. 242 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,024 That's the way it works. 243 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,865 [phone rings] I'll get it. 244 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,700 Oh, um, jane, 245 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:37,902 I almost forgot. 246 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,437 Principal hall Gave me permission 247 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:43,041 To change my elective As long as you guys sign off. 248 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,109 You're switching Out of shop class? 249 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,377 I thought you liked shop. 250 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,379 Yeah, well, I changed my mind. 251 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,882 Around the time our teacher Decided he wanted to change 252 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,117 From a he to a she. [sam] So typical. 253 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,919 No tolerance for anyone Who deviates 254 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,587 From your airbrushed ideal Of perfection. 255 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,089 [jane] Ahem, uh, back up. 256 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,026 Uh, your shop teacher, mr. Don, Is becoming a woman? 257 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,094 Yes, and I think 258 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,096 That it's courageous what he... 259 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,464 What she is doing. 260 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,666 Really? 261 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,301 Why don't you put your money Where your mouth is? 262 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,870 Where's the pro-sex change Editorial? 263 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,740 We just got a call about A special p.T.A. Meeting On friday. 264 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,744 We have to vote on a motion To have a shop teacher removed. 265 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,446 The guy who won best teacher Last year. What's his name? 266 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,215 Debra. 267 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,654 Today we will learn How to use the scroll saw 268 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,157 To turn this ordinary Block of wood 269 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,928 Into a beautifully Contoured doorstop. 270 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,298 You think mr. Don Still gets any? 271 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,832 Don't make me go there. 272 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,968 Guys, she's gonna hear you. 273 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,471 "She"? Maybe you should join her On the dark side, harriet. 274 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,472 Jerks. 275 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,446 [laughing] 276 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,592 [bell rings] 277 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh. 278 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,735 Thank you. 279 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,705 I just wanted to say That I'm sorry. 280 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:25,576 There are a lot of jerks in this Class, and you deserve better. 281 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,814 And, uh, I also said some stuff, And I shouldn't have. 282 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,316 I'm sorry about that. 283 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,317 That's okay. 284 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,355 You should, um... You should fight back. 285 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,858 I don't think the administration Would agree with you. 286 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,526 They can't just fire you. You're a great teacher. 287 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,963 I did the research, harrison, And they can. 288 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,797 So, you're just gonna take it? 289 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,767 Well, my wife And three boys support me, 290 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,103 And that's what really matters. 291 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,739 But thank you for your support And your idealism. 292 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,776 Hold on to that For as long as you can, son. 293 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,079 All right. 294 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,128 Save our teacher. Save our school. 295 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,097 Save our teacher. Save our school. 296 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,031 Save our teacher... What's goin' on? 297 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,667 I'm, uh, starting a sit-in. 298 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,836 To save ms. Debbie's job. 299 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,058 You know, this revamped Teacher's lounge is awesome. 300 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,627 It's kind of like nell's In the '80s. 301 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,262 It's the least I can do. 302 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,131 The salaries They keep you teachers on 303 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,732 Barely keep you in cat food. 304 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,635 Klaus, another mochachino For my friend. 305 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,806 [sniffs] What the hell is that? 306 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,842 Somebody smells like old lady. 307 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,211 It's avon musk, actually. 308 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,412 Pull up a chair. 309 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,180 Klaus, get ms. Debbie A cup of josephine. 310 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,050 Then run out and get her A case of lady stetson. 311 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,385 Don, just because I'm curious, 312 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,888 How long is this charade Gonna go on? 313 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,189 It's not a charade. 314 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,159 To get the operation, to pass The psychiatric evaluation, 315 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,062 I have to live as a woman In society for a year. 316 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,729 Don, what happened to you? 317 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,265 We went fishing together, 318 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,933 Lifted weights, Bowled in the same league. 319 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,371 I can still do all those things, Bobbi. I'm the same person. 320 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,707 You're not The same person. 321 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,176 You turned nancy on me, 322 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,344 And we don't think You should teach here 323 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,780 Until you figure out Who the hell you are. 324 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,148 Right, bennet? 325 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,451 Sorry, bobbi. I really don't Want to get political here. 326 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,454 You're the one who requested the Hearing on friday, aren't you? 327 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,056 Proud to say I'm a judas, yes. 328 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,725 I find your relationships With students 329 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,794 To be perverse And unhealthy. 330 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,464 You have no proof Of that, bobbi. 331 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,532 Yet. 332 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,134 Pass the bear claws. 333 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,304 Thanks for the josephine, Cherry cherry. 334 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,972 This is very nice. 335 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,880 So you're doing this For your mother? 336 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:20,251 Yeah. No. I don't know. It's complicated. 337 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,653 It's about her, But it's also about me. 338 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,655 All year long, All we've talked about 339 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,524 Is how we hate the popular crew 340 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,559 For making judgments Based purely on externals, 341 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,761 For judging us Because we're not like them. 342 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,332 And I realized that by doing Nothing about ms. Debbie 343 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,734 And making all the clever, Biting tranny remarks, 344 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:40,238 That I was everything I despised, you know? 345 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,073 You're right. [lily] Wow. 346 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,077 I made fun of ms. Debbie The way they make fun of me. 347 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,113 [carmen] Can you imagine being Ms. Debbie right now? 348 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,315 He must feel Persecuted and hunted. 349 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,418 - just like I feel with nicole. - right. 350 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,623 Oh, look, b, The wannabe's have opened A transsexual sign-up booth. 351 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,991 Harrison, You little rocky horror, Can I borrow your fishnets? 352 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,962 Why don't you ask brooke? It's the right thing to do. 353 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,964 You're about being Politically correct, right? 354 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,733 I have a right to be myself 355 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,136 And choose who I want To surround myself with. 356 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,037 Just because we have A difference of opinion 357 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,674 Doesn't mean that we can't be Civil to each other. 358 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,643 [scoffs] 359 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,645 I respect your point of view. 360 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,179 Hey, brooke. 361 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,716 Do you remember at the dance When you asked me if I'd be 362 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,818 Interested in you If you weren't pretty? 363 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:31,955 You wanted to know if I Valued what was inside you As much as your looks. 364 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,191 Harrison, What's your point? 365 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,392 My point is, 366 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,261 Every time ms. Debbie Looks at your empty chair, 367 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,663 She feels that exact Same judgment from you. 368 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,300 [sniffles] 369 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,175 - back on point, harrison. - you can count on us. 370 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,476 Absolutely. 371 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,977 Thanks, guys. 372 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,552 I say we turn this hallway Into a squatters' camp. 373 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,855 Yup, we can go to rightworth and Get poster boards and a hibachi. 374 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,358 That's the company That canned my mom, lil. 375 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,360 Oh. 376 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,394 Right. 377 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,062 If we organize And fight smart, 378 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,165 Then maybe We can prevent ms. Debbie 379 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,799 From feeling As bad as my mom. 380 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,435 Maybe nobody Has to feel bad. 381 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:21,104 I'll be back. I've got One more class to catch. 382 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,806 Okay. 383 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,578 I'm not a freak. 384 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,247 I'm not a freak. 385 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,881 [nicole] What's wrong With your mother? 386 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,084 She always gets this way If she has to miss the view. 387 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,720 [adam] Mrs. Cherry? 388 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,556 Are you okay? 389 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:42,993 There's just a lot of pain In the world, kids. That's all. 390 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,128 Listen up. 391 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,730 Now, as anybody can tell By my stunning outfit, 392 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,066 I got plenty of money. 393 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,867 But it takes more than Dead presidents 394 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,035 To pull off a takeover. 395 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,070 It takes brains. 396 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,771 Brains and the guts to find 397 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,174 The perfect company That's right for the kill. 398 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,441 Let's hear some pitches. 399 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,643 I propose We take over rightworth. 400 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:03,947 Hold up, mushroom cap. You can't waltz into my class Late and start blabbin'. 401 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,783 I oughta dock you $200,000. 402 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,652 Rightworth is A really good target. 403 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,723 Their stock's at a 52-week low. What's their achilles heel? 404 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,493 Terrible discrimination Practices. I know about One wrongful termination. 405 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,560 There may be more. 406 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,962 - can you prove it? - actually... 407 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:19,963 No. 408 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,098 Listen, tiny. 409 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,301 Listen, all of you. Never say no. 410 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,603 Especially if you got Cherry cherry behind you 411 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,671 Holding her bankbook And wearing 412 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,939 Steel-toed cow paddy kickers. 413 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,774 Let's take 'em out. Alice! 414 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:35,513 Execute a buy order For 200,000 shares of rightworth At market value. Asap! 415 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,482 Yes, ma'am. 416 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,486 [carmen] We have almost ten signatures. 417 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,221 300 more, And we're in business. 418 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,024 We'll present them at friday's Board meeting to show that 419 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,359 This school's students will not Tolerate discrimination. 420 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,095 I'm gonna photocopy more fliers And pick up marshmallows 421 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,931 So we can make s'mores. 422 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:54,932 Harrison. 423 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Mom? Why are you here? 424 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,403 Principal hall called me Down to her office 425 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,304 To discuss your legal rights. 426 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,644 So now you've become A revolutionary all of a sudden? 427 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,446 I'm tired of people Being punished 428 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,480 Just for being themselves. 429 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,215 I'm not gonna stand for it. 430 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,784 I will not have you Screw up your education 431 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,185 Fighting for some Hopeless cause. 432 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,155 You don't know what You're getting into. 433 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,723 People really don't like 434 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,292 Having their prejudices exposed. That's too bad. 435 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,362 I'm not gonna stop telling the Truth until somebody hears me. 436 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,397 Well, principal hall Has heard you. 437 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,465 Good. 438 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,904 Didn't I see you Two weeks ago at the Melissa etheridge concert? 439 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,673 Miss glass, sir, This is my mother. 440 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:40,010 Great. Then I'll kill Two birds with one stone. 441 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,078 Harrison, 442 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,513 Be aware, sport. 443 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,083 If you continue to play u.S.A. For africa in these halls, 444 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,451 You're goin' down. 445 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,053 Wai-- 446 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,391 [jane] Let me get this straight. 447 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,893 You're planning A sit-in at kennedy high 448 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,761 To help save ms. Debbie's job. 449 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,097 Well, I applaud The sentiment, sam, 450 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:03,401 But I don't think A strike is the way to go. 451 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,703 We need to do something To attract attention. 452 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,871 A shop teacher in chiffon Would take care of that. 453 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,608 You think this is a joke, Don't you? 454 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,776 I actually think It's very serious. 455 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,278 I don't think this is A transition that he... 456 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,314 She-- whatever-- 457 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,949 Needs to be making In front of students. 458 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,118 You're gonna vote Against him, aren't you? 459 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,054 Let's just have dinner. 460 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,556 We'll discuss it later. 461 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,259 This is not college This man is teaching. It is high school. 462 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,861 These kids are dealing with Identity problems of their own. 463 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,696 [jane] Who are you Trying to protect? 464 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,533 Changes are happening around These kids all the time. 465 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,602 If a teacher wanted to get Divorced in the middle Of a semester 466 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,271 Or remarried, Should we fire them? 467 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:45,643 There was a time when a woman Couldn't walk in front of A classroom of kids pregnant. 468 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:49,413 What year do you wanna Go back to? 1871? 469 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,883 This person is clearly Under great emotional strain 470 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,985 And most likely very confused. 471 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,889 No, daddy, he's not. 472 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892 You're the one Who's confused. 473 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:06,430 Sam, I wanna help Ms. Debbie save her job. 474 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,600 What can I do? 475 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,276 [blaring] 476 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:21,512 People. People. May I have your attention? 477 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,146 Now comes the hard part. 478 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,348 The administration's Gonna try and say 479 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,350 That we're "Creating a disturbance." 480 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:32,022 They're gonna try and force us To stop supporting our woman 481 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,292 And instead Start listening to the man. 482 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,661 [wind whistling] 483 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,596 I'd like to turn the floor over 484 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,798 To our chief information Officer, miss lily esposito, 485 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,766 Who can tell us What to expect today. 486 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,435 Let's show some love for lily! 487 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,705 Yeah! Go, lily! 488 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,674 [applause continues] 489 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,343 [feedback from bullhorn] 490 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,946 I've done a lot of research 491 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,548 On nonviolent demonstrations, 492 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,417 And I have to warn you, 493 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,720 They don't always end Nonviolently. 494 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,154 They could suspend us. 495 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,758 They could drive us Out of here by force. 496 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,162 These people are not above Using crowd control measures 497 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,999 Such as tear gas Or even the aqua ram. 498 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,869 Aqua ram? Is that the swim team? 499 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,339 It's like a fire hose, Only more bloody. 500 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,874 We don't know What they'll do. 501 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,309 We just know They'll do something. 502 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:28,679 Oh, my god. 503 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,483 ♪♪ [guitar] 504 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,752 I'm so tired. 505 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,690 What's the official Nonviolent position on napping? 506 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,391 [lily] I don't get it. 507 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,895 Why would the administration Just ignore us? 508 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,698 [harrison] Hang in there, guys. We gotta keep the faith. 509 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,833 This could be it! Positions, everybody! 510 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,970 [rumbling] 511 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,677 You kids settin' up For a square dance? 512 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:03,547 Are you representing yourself Or the administration? 513 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,550 The administration Isn't looking for a clash. 514 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,420 Publicity is what you're after And, boo-hoo, jane fonda, 515 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,221 You're not gonna get any. 516 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:15,859 But if you're lookin' for A kick-ass square dance caller, 517 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,528 I could be persuaded. 518 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,896 ♪ alaman left, alaman right ♪ 519 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:22,099 ♪ swing with the opposite lady Swing that lady round ♪ 520 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,434 ♪ then promenade ♪ 521 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:27,004 Guys, bobbi glass is right. We need publicity. 522 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,271 [brooke] Hey, guys, 523 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,908 What about that windbag On channel 8? 524 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,976 What's his name? Oh, gary's corner. 525 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,578 He fights all wrongs. I know that guy. 526 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,315 I called him to cover My frog dissection protest. 527 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,783 I have his number. 528 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,788 Hi. Um, this is lily From kennedy high. 529 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,123 I need to speak to gary. 530 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,291 I can't believe this. She knows him. 531 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,427 What do you mean He's already at kennedy? 532 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,430 Welcome to gary's corner! 533 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,165 We fight the wrongs! 534 00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,668 But today, we're Spotlighting a right! 535 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,104 With me is billionairess Cherry cherry 536 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:05,042 With her new innovative Curriculum in home economics. 537 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,011 Ms. Cherry is gonna teach Our kids how to invest 538 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,949 In the economy, which is good For us and good for america. 539 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,551 Give me that mike. You talk too much. 540 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,087 Hi. Welcome to another edition Of gary's corner, 541 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,488 Starring me, cherry cherry. 542 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,923 Moving on. 543 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,525 We have the ceo of rightworth As our guest today. 544 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:24,361 Give it up for mr. Harold bean. 545 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,630 It's my pleasure. 546 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:31,101 You can sweet-talk All you want, weasel, But viewers need to know 547 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,271 You're here today because My kids bought your company. 548 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,940 Like it or not, Your job's on the line. 549 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,510 We've got questions for you To see if we should keep you on. 550 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:44,648 Mr. Bean, I was always taught That a successful company Is a happy company. 551 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,951 How's the morale Among your employees? 552 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,318 Well, uh, 553 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:51,554 Employee relations are of the Utmost importance at rightworth. 554 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:55,492 That's why we give a 5% discount To all our employees. 555 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,727 Except on liquor. 556 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,728 [adam] That's nice. 557 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,362 But according to Employment records, 558 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,165 You also discriminate against Minorities and people of color. 559 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:05,803 What's going on here? 560 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,237 [cherry] Look. Another question. 561 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,973 And this one's from My sweet little girl. 562 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,475 Thank you, mama. 563 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:16,146 Mr. Bean-a-worth, How do you plead to the charge 564 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:21,251 That you wrongfully Exterminated a lesbian lady. 565 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:25,689 Oh, I'm sorry, mama. Terminated? 566 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,191 She's not smart or pretty, But she's loyal as A rottweiler. 567 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,728 We didn't wrongfully Terminate anyone. 568 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:34,231 Yes, you did, bobby bigot, And I just aired your dirty Discrimination laundry 569 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,399 To the whole world, Which you deserved. 570 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,868 You're fired. 571 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,970 Fake, stupid anchorpeople, Back to you. 572 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,812 Mr. Bennet, Have you seen the media? 573 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,580 We need them To save ms. Debbie. 574 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,415 I think they were in home ec. 575 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:56,186 You find ms. Debbie. I'll Stall the jive turkey media. 576 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,288 Mr. Bennet, We could also use you. 577 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,091 [harrison] We were thinking You could speak out with us. 578 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,862 If a faculty member who's also A minority joined us, then... 579 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:08,031 I'm gonna have to decline. This is tough stuff. 580 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,933 Yes, I like ms. Debbie. 581 00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,802 Also, yes, I'm afraid to lose my job. 582 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,538 I-I'm out. 583 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,907 That was my own battle, 584 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,309 But I don't think The last shot's been fired. 585 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,344 I thought journalists, Role models, 586 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,380 Risked safety all the time To do what's right. 587 00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:24,915 I'm not the story here. 588 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,450 The person you need on board Is ms. Debbie. 589 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,019 She's your star witness. 590 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,821 What you guys need To show the media 591 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,891 Is where does ms. Debbie stand? 592 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,871 [screams] 593 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:53,310 Relax, mary cherry. He's hideous, not dangerous. 594 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,245 [mary] Oh, I'm sorry, nic, 595 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,648 But seeing this lady with a wee Willy winky has traumatized me. 596 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,318 How will I sleep at night? [debbie] I-I'm sorry. 597 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,287 I didn't mean to startle you. I'll just wait outside. 598 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,123 Wait. 599 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,696 For the first time, My sense of style 600 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,166 Has to override My christian convictions. 601 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,035 I would be betrayin' My oath 602 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,904 As a glamazon If I let you walk out of here 603 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,640 Lookin' like Ten miles of bad road. 604 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:26,009 I'm just bad at this Froo-froo stuff. 605 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,245 Can I ask you girls a question? 606 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:34,117 How do you always look So beautiful and overly made-up 607 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,452 Like expensive call girls? 608 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:40,557 Well, ms. Debbie, stop. I'm blushin'. 609 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,159 And that shade of blush 610 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:43,660 Happens to be The perfect color 611 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,395 That would offset Your eyes, ms. Deb. 612 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,865 Ms. Debbie, sit... 613 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:48,999 And learn. 614 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:52,469 ♪♪ [harp] 615 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:55,973 I call this successful makeover "Uncle miltie be gone." 616 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,341 Remember, only I look good In green eye shadow. 617 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,977 Bye, hon. 618 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,852 I gotcha now, donny boy. 619 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,990 Just wait till The p.T.A. Committee hears this. 620 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,259 seeing this lady with a wee willy winky has traumatized me. 621 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,261 how will I sleep at... 622 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,899 I knew you couldn't Resist this place. 623 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,834 Sitting down while you pee Is overrated, don. Know that. 624 00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:29,239 Why do you hate me So much, bobbi? 625 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,775 I think you hate me Because all this hits 626 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,178 A little too close To home, doesn't it? 627 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,213 You could make The leap, too, bob. 628 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:39,016 Just be aware Of the consequences. 629 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,950 Like losing good friends. 630 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,365 Hey! Ms. Debbie, great news! 631 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:59,636 We've got a news crew Interested in your story. They just need five minutes. 632 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,305 Look, you guys, I appreciate everything, 633 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,942 But the last thing I need to do is put my family 634 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,443 Through a messy Public spectacle. 635 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,644 They're going through enough. 636 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,312 You won't talk to the media? 637 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,380 Definitely not. 638 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,251 But, ms. Debbie, 639 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:16,786 The reporters, The camera people, 640 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,756 They're already here. 641 00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:19,923 They're right outside? Yeah. 642 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,925 No, I don't want this. Okay. 643 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,726 Uh... 644 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:26,229 We may have a problem. 645 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:31,534 Where the hell is he? She! 646 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,569 There she is! 647 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:33,570 [lily] Ms. Debbie! 648 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,005 [lily] Ms. Debbie! 649 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:43,280 - hi. Do you like my hat? - oh, you're one foxy tranny. 650 00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,747 Thank you. 651 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:54,224 I can't believe you did this. This is really bad. 652 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,460 Would you like it if the media Was camped outside your house? 653 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,596 Hounding you? Making you feel like a prisoner? 654 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,031 I'm sorry. Okay? 655 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:05,635 We had no idea they would ambush Ms. Debbie's house like that. 656 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:10,073 Look, uh, you can stay here Until after the 11:00 news, 657 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,409 And they'll probably Pack it in after that. 658 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,511 That's not gonna happen, son. 659 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:15,845 My wife just said 660 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,715 Three news crews have shown up In the last half hour. 661 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,584 They're shining The lights in the place. 662 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,153 They're terrifying her. 663 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:26,123 She's a very shy, Sweet woman. 664 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,324 She doesn't deserve this. 665 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,392 I told her We'd keep this private, 666 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,494 Deal with it as a family. 667 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,630 My youngest son, mike, 668 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,799 Is a freshman in college Over at ucla. 669 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,735 He's in a frat. You know what they'll do to him? 670 00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:40,703 If I fight this battle publicly, 671 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,407 Everybody loses. 672 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,476 Look, it's not over Until it's over. 673 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:50,180 There's still a chance the P.T.A. Meeting could go our way. 674 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,681 I'm not going to that. 675 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,184 - what? - I don't blame you, debbie. 676 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,888 Those people Just can't understand. 677 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,858 If neither one of you Want to fight, fine. 678 00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:03,260 I'm out, too, okay? 679 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,196 I'm done with this. But I was just trying to help. 680 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,534 [door slams] 681 00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,976 [jane] "Gendernaut"? 682 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,978 Makes ms. Debbie Sound like an alien. Totally. 683 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,078 [mike] Good morning. 684 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,782 [clears throat] 685 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,085 If I'm gonna be in the doghouse 686 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,919 For voting With my conscience, fine. 687 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,154 So be it. 688 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,456 [jane] Look, mike, 689 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,759 I know that, as a man, When you hear that another man, 690 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,930 In a skirt, no less, Is teaching your daughters, It's a little threatening. 691 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,464 It's more than threatening. 692 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,832 It-it-it's... Ugh! 693 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,367 Wrong? 694 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,803 Who are we to judge that? 695 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,772 We had this exact same Conversation with our parents 696 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,941 That we are now having With our daughters, 697 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,977 Only then, when we were The self-righteous ones 698 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,912 Who knew everything, What were the causes? 699 00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:57,480 Feminism? Civil rights? 700 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,882 As I recall, You told me a story 701 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,285 About a certain thanksgiving Where you walked away 702 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:03,786 From your grandfather's house 703 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,656 Because he referred to A black person as the "N" word. 704 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,858 That is totally different From this situation, jane. 705 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,260 What this situation is about, 706 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,730 To me, seems as very clear And very simple. 707 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,234 I want my kids to judge people By what they stand for 708 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,068 And not what they stand in. 709 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,610 [scoffs] What? 710 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:30,680 This new dude sucks. 711 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,682 He nailed me with a "C" 712 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,917 'cause I didn't Specify the dimensions On my tissue dispenser. 713 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,220 - what? - shh! 714 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,556 What a chump. Ms. Debbie Would've never done that. 715 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:43,693 Ms. Debbie got her freak on, But at least she was cool. 716 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,338 Any more space On that petition, harrison? 717 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:55,838 We want Ms. Debbie back. 718 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,407 We wanna join the fight. 719 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,409 Muumuu nightmares Be damned, bro. 720 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,943 [harrison] Why? 721 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,745 Huh? Why now? [nicole] Well, 722 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,748 After our makeover, she really Isn't that bad-looking anymore. 723 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,685 You're a day late And a dollar short. 724 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,687 The revolution will not be Televised. It's not happening. 725 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,689 Ms. Debbie's on leave Until tonight's hearing, 726 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:14,291 Which she isn't showing up for. 727 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:17,527 So there will be no presence At the meeting to fight for. 728 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,028 It's over. 729 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,532 Joe, you hush your wet, Sexy, petulant-lipped mouth. 730 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:24,601 If there's one thing My mama taught me, 731 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,403 It's not over Till she says so. 732 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,037 What size foot you got, joe? 733 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,506 [horse whinnying] 734 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:39,783 [robin] Excuse me. 735 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,951 I got a call To come to school. 736 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,588 It's about my son's ongoing Political disturbances. 737 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,590 I can assure you, He's done with that. 738 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,593 My social secretary Made the call. 739 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:52,462 I wanted to talk about you. Have a seat. 740 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,500 I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm cherry cherry, 741 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,636 And there's been a mistake As big as my hair made here. 742 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,472 That would be... I pulled some top-secret 743 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,375 Personnel files from rightworth, And it says here 744 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,744 You were in an open relationship With another gal, 745 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,679 And that's how come You got the boot. 746 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,848 Obviously that's a big lie. Look at ya. 747 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,117 Ya ain't got a buzz cut, And you're wearing 748 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:15,918 A pastel sweater set From banana republic. 749 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:18,788 Sorry. I was lookin' for A lesbian. Have a nice day. 750 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:27,930 No, ms. Cherry, You have the right girl. 751 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,432 I am a lesbian. 752 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,769 It's not all that I am, But it's part of the package, 753 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,271 And I can't deny that. 754 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:37,374 Oh. Cuttin' to the chase then, You're hired. 755 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,241 Excuse me? 756 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,848 I'm ceo of the corporation now, And I'm trying to remedy 757 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,217 Our discrimination problem We got down there. 758 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,453 You mean that You want to rehire me? 759 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,688 Give me my old job back? All right, 760 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,155 Quit playin' hard to get. 761 00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,925 I'll triple your old salary And throw in free tickets 762 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,328 To the women's music festival Of your choice. 763 00:34:58,397 --> 00:34:59,829 That's my final offer. 764 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,264 Thank you. 765 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,737 Order. 766 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,739 Order, please! 767 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:12,842 We are here this evening 768 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:16,179 To discuss the fate of one of Our teachers, mr. Don jackson, 769 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,881 A.K.A. Ms. Debbie jackson. 770 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,819 We usually begin these Proceedings with an open forum. 771 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,989 Ms. Debbie jackson Cannot be here tonight. 772 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:29,792 I would like it if a board Member would speak in her favor. 773 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:37,166 All right, let's move To the con views. 774 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,101 Finally. 775 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,271 Wait. Somebody wants To say something, and... 776 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,373 I think they've done it Quite eloquently. 777 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:48,010 ♪ ch-ch-ch-ch-changes turn and face the strain ♪ 778 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,712 ♪ ch-ch-changes ♪ 779 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,515 ♪ oh, look out, you rock 'n' rollers ♪ 780 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,017 [laughter, applause] ♪ ch-ch-ch-ch-changes ♪ 781 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,086 ♪ turn and face the strain ♪ 782 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,256 ♪ ch-ch-changes ♪ 783 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,824 ♪ pretty soon now you're gonna get older ♪ 784 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,960 - ♪ time may change me ♪ - ridiculous. 785 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:06,796 ♪ but I can't trace time ♪ 786 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,932 ♪ I said that time may change me ♪ 787 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,269 Is somebody wearing Lady stetson? 788 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,104 [whip cracking] 789 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,906 [miss glass] All right, enough. 790 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:21,277 These "Dragsters" are confused, And they have no vote. 791 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,247 The only person legitimately Concerned with ms. Debbie 792 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,415 Is don herself, 793 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,217 And in a show of cowardice, 794 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:31,287 Has declined to defend Her monstrous lifestyle. 795 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:36,258 Harrison john, I think what you Need is a nice, big detention. 796 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,794 Pick on someone your own size. 797 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,297 - [crowd gasps] - ms. Debbie, is that you? 798 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,164 Now more than ever, Principal hall. 799 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:46,068 [applause] 800 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,807 I wrote down a few thoughts, If that's okay. 801 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:54,010 Before hedwig and the angry inch Are through with their number, 802 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,312 I'd like to say a few words. 803 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,582 Miss glass, You are out of line, sir. 804 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:00,850 I just get worked up 805 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:04,754 When I think about The effect this individual 806 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:09,258 Has on the impressionable young Minds we work so hard to mold. 807 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,426 Now... [clears throat] 808 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,329 I'm no orator. I'm a biology teacher. 809 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,298 But I believe I speak For every right-thinking member 810 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:17,099 Of this committee when I say, 811 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,468 This nut-job's gotta go! 812 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,370 You don't speak for me, bobbi. 813 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,007 I believe a real woman Has the floor, 814 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,208 So please shut up! 815 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,278 First, I'm sorry for all the... 816 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,814 Excitement I've caused Over the last few days. 817 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,383 It was never My intention. 818 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:38,655 I'm not here to... 819 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:41,190 Ask for special treatment. 820 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,326 I'm not here to bore you 821 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:46,729 With the details of my journey. 822 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:50,299 I'm here to tell you that... 823 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,969 Regardless of what you decide, 824 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:57,774 I've never been happier In my own skin. 825 00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:59,475 I'm not ashamed. 826 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:04,180 I don't regard Being a woman as shameful. 827 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,016 And I... 828 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,085 Definitely Don't think it should 829 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,656 Prevent me from being able To perform my job. 830 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,996 I know a lot of you Feel differently. 831 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:23,265 That's up to you. 832 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,969 But I will always remember 833 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:30,740 That I stood up for myself When I had the chance. 834 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:38,815 And I will never forget My students. 835 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,452 Thanks to their... 836 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:48,425 Love and their Incredibly creative... 837 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:51,928 Support, I feel as though 838 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,096 No matter what the outcome Of tonight's vote, 839 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,999 I've already won. 840 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:03,106 [principal hall] Thank you Very much, ms. Debbie jackson. 841 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,074 I see no further need For discussion. 842 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,175 Let's vote. 843 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:08,244 All those in favor 844 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,448 Of keeping ms. Jackson on As a teacher at kennedy high, 845 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,082 Please say aye. 846 00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:14,817 Aye. 847 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,186 Aye. 848 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,325 Aye. 849 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:27,063 [applause] Yes! 850 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,765 And those opposed. 851 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,399 Nay! Nay! 852 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,968 Nay! Nay! 853 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,303 [lily] Don't listen to her! 854 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,406 You can't do this! This is ridiculous! 855 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,475 This is discrimination! 856 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,677 [gavel bangs] 857 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,095 [door opens] 858 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,536 My oldest son made this for me. 859 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:10,607 You know, You always reminded me of him. 860 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:13,242 Except you're more tolerant. 861 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,979 You said your family Supported your decision. 862 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,815 I lied. 863 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:22,485 He's getting married next month, And he asked me not to come. 864 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,787 [sighs] 865 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,290 Just keeps gettin' better, huh? I'm sorry. 866 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:30,993 I had no idea. You have nothing To feel sorry about. 867 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:34,531 You've been an amazing friend To me, harrison. 868 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,065 I'll never forget that. 869 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,668 Yeah. 870 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:42,805 Ms. Debbie? 871 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:45,642 When I get married, 872 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,210 I'll give you a call. 873 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,312 I'd love for you to be there. 874 00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:53,082 I'd be honored. 875 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,103 [robin] Harrison? 876 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,572 I've been looking All over for you. 877 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,341 Here. 878 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,242 [chuckles] 879 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,678 Thanks, sailor. 880 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,316 I am really Proud of you, honey. 881 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,552 You were right To take a stand. 882 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:32,454 And I was wrong Not to stand with you. 883 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,391 That's okay. 884 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:37,426 You were in An unemployment funk. 885 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,594 [laughs] 886 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,031 Speaking of that, A funny thing just happened. 887 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,365 Hmm? 888 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:46,435 I got my old job back. Big promotion, too. 889 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,006 But the really funny thing About it is, 890 00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:53,209 I would never have been So blessed and lucky 891 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:57,647 If I'd stayed Ashamed and hidden. 892 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:03,252 Strange how The world works, huh? 893 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:08,024 Sometimes you do win For being who you are. 894 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:11,160 And sometimes you lose. 895 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:17,399 He was such A nice person, mom. 896 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,806 She was just so nice. 897 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:25,968 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 898 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:29,806 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 899 00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:33,376 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 900 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:37,246 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 901 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:42,851 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 902 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:50,659 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪